Thursday, May 14, 2009

Time To Unite

We live in a time where it is difficult to know who may be trustworthy. Below are a few fellow time travelers that might shock you.

Bob Connery
Favorite time to time travel: 1964
Bob Connery I have previously mentioned in a previous post. To give you a little more insight on this great man I will mention this; he has been known to travel back to 1964 to take a spin in his favorite car, the Aston Martin DB5.




Stan Moore
Favorite time to time travel: 1973
Ever since his work in certain films he was taught the secret time travel techniques that has led him to become the great time traveler he is today. His training from the set of being a secret agent has taught him the use of certain gadgets. Bob Connery owes a lot of his time travel expertise from the teachings of Stan Moore. Were it not for Stan and the work of a few others, the time hacker watch would have never been invented.



James Dalton
Favorite time to time travel: 1987

Dalton has also had previous spy training when he was a movie star in the 1980's. He has used this knowledge to further the improvement in certain time travel techniques. He swears by the "grab a cocktail" technique, where if you consume a drink before time traveling through a hacked time portal there will be no "jet lag" feeling. Dalton has also been known to smooth talk the ladies in 1987 and zap out of that time era due to pure exhaustion.




Pierce Brosnan
Favorite time to time travel: 1995
Brosnan has been fond of the 1995 since he is partial to the rocking' music of the 90's. He has also had previous experience as a secret agent and has shared his techniques with fellow time travelers. He has been known for the "stare" technique in which he can look at a time cop and distract them from their main objective. His "stare" technique is especially effective on female authority figures. But please note: Do not try this without proper training from Brosnan himself. Untrained use of this tactic will lead to being caught by the time police.


Kid Craig
Favorite time to time travel: 2006
This man is known in all of the time police's databases. Narrowly avoided capture on several occasions. His is famous for the "sneaky sneek" technique, which is slipping through time at the drop of the hat. He has modified the time travel hacker watch with several specific times programmed in to escape to if need be.
If you would like this handy feature, schedule a meeting with Mr. Craig and for a small fee he will upgrade your hacker watch with this functionality.

That is all for now...Stay tuned for further updates and information.

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